it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I am naked and annoyed.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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