Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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