love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
worst night to have a conscience
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Randomize
