home. puking in laundry basket.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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