big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
