We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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