and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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