come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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