Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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