I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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