The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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