I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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