I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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