I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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