i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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