I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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