You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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