Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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