dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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