Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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