He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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