He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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