Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
