every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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