4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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