in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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