DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
