I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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