Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
