I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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