Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just found puke in my bra..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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