who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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