The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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