I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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