none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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