I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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