Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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