Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
