i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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