I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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