someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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