Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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