And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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