wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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