she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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