i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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