If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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