oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
How external is "for external use only"?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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