Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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