hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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