Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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