I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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