Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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